1 00:00:02,625 --> 00:00:03,750 [ Pounding on door ] 2 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:06,541 Man: Help! Help me! 3 00:00:06,541 --> 00:00:08,250 [ Pounding continues ] 4 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:10,541 Oh, my God, Pete. What happened? 5 00:00:10,541 --> 00:00:12,791 You were the only one I could call. 6 00:00:12,791 --> 00:00:14,166 Okay, stay here. I'm gonna call 911, alright? 7 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:16,000 No, no, no. It's too late. 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,458 Will you please just do me a favor? 9 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:18,833 Of course. 10 00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:21,833 After I die, could you please roll my ashes up 11 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:22,916 into a blunt... 12 00:00:22,916 --> 00:00:24,666 [Singsong] and smoke me? 13 00:00:24,666 --> 00:00:26,250 -[ Laughs ] -Oh, you ass! 14 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,000 I almost had a heart attack! 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,250 It's jerky. Happy Halloween. 16 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,875 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 17 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:33,791 What? 18 00:00:33,791 --> 00:00:35,291 What? 19 00:00:35,291 --> 00:00:38,333 ♪ Like I know you want me to do ♪ 20 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:40,791 There's something seriously wrong with you. 21 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,750 You didn't inherit Dad's love for Halloween? 22 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,250 That guy was the king of pranks. 23 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:46,208 He loved messing with me all the time. 24 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:47,416 Yes, my favorite prank was when 25 00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:49,208 he abandoned me at the age of 10. 26 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,083 Wow. Very dark. Nice. 27 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,000 So, aside from giving me a coronary, 28 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,458 what are you doing in town? 29 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:56,875 Are you kidding? L.A. is lit during Halloween season. 30 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,750 I got five parties lined up. 31 00:00:58,750 --> 00:00:59,791 You didn't bring Chastity? 32 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:01,750 No. She's, uh, stuck in Tempe. 33 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:04,666 They're doing a haunted house at the strip club. 34 00:01:04,666 --> 00:01:06,625 But I was wondering if you still have 35 00:01:06,625 --> 00:01:08,875 that open-door policy on your guest room? 36 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:11,083 A little notice would have been nice, but, yeah, sure. 37 00:01:11,083 --> 00:01:12,583 How long would you like to stay? 38 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:15,291 Oh, just a couple days. Weeks. Months. I don't know. 39 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:18,083 But I do need some clothes. And deodorant. 40 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:20,875 And a toothbrush. Uh, I don't have anything. 41 00:01:20,875 --> 00:01:22,500 Of course not. W-Why -- Why would you? 42 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,041 Hmm. Can you grab the blueberries? 43 00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:29,000 [ Rock music playing ] 44 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,791 We don't have any. 45 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,458 Wha-- I just went shopping. 46 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:34,791 Hey, when you finish something, 47 00:01:34,791 --> 00:01:36,291 you need to put it on the shopping list. 48 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:38,500 I didn't eat them. I didn't. 49 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,750 Okay. Fine. 50 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:41,708 Just -- Just next time, put it on the list. 51 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:43,708 Oh, hey, did you figure out what costume you're gonna wear 52 00:01:43,708 --> 00:01:45,625 to the West Hollywood parade tonight? 53 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:48,333 Um...not yet. 54 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:50,541 I sent you a ton of suggestions. 55 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:53,833 No offense... but they all sucked. 56 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:56,166 Um, o-okay. Well, just because you say "no offense" 57 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,916 doesn't mean it hurts less. 58 00:01:57,916 --> 00:01:59,250 [ Knock on door ] 59 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,708 -Hello. -Hi. 60 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:04,583 I'm Margaret from 604. You're a cop, right? 61 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,125 Yeah. Uh, what's going on? 62 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,041 -Hey. Stop! -No, no! 63 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,833 Those are delicate instruments! 64 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:11,000 Oh, go screw yourself! 65 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,083 Whoa. Police. Hey. 66 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:13,666 -What's going on? -They robbed me! 67 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,291 Okay, that is not at all true. 68 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:17,125 Mrs. Crouch hired us 69 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:19,583 to rid her home of an aggressive spirit. 70 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:21,083 You mean a ghost? You guys are ghost hunters? 71 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:24,250 Yeah, we are. The spirit in Mrs. Crouch's apartment 72 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:26,458 is rather just stubborn, 73 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:28,750 so we said that we would do a follow-up. 74 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:31,916 For another $5,000. She already paid them $10,000. 75 00:02:31,916 --> 00:02:34,458 Our prices are in line with industry standards. 76 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,916 You didn't get rid of my ghost! Now, give me my money back! 77 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:38,333 Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 78 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:40,416 Mrs. Crouch is gonna stop trashing your stuff, 79 00:02:40,416 --> 00:02:42,375 and you guys are going to give me your information 80 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:45,291 so I can pass it on to a detective. 81 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:46,458 Mm-hmm. 82 00:02:47,916 --> 00:02:49,666 Lopez: Hey, what are you doing here? 83 00:02:49,666 --> 00:02:50,958 I just felt like swinging by 84 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:52,291 and seeing the best detective in the city. 85 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:53,833 You have a client in lockup? 86 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:55,541 That too. 87 00:02:55,541 --> 00:02:58,000 Well, don't forget to pick up candy for tonight. 88 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,958 And not those variety packs 89 00:02:59,958 --> 00:03:02,166 with that pathetic, fun-sized nonsense. 90 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:05,375 We serve full-sized bars at the Lopez-Evers abode. 91 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,250 Uh, good morning. Good morning. 92 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:08,875 -Um, I need a favor. -What's up? 93 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:11,583 My neighbor is being taken advantage of. 94 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:14,791 There are these, uh, paranormal expert, 95 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:15,791 ghost hunters, whatever. 96 00:03:15,791 --> 00:03:17,666 They're charging her 10 grand 97 00:03:17,666 --> 00:03:19,291 to rid her apartment of ghosts. 98 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:20,708 That's ridiculous. 99 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:23,375 10 grand should at least get you a quality exorcism. 100 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:27,083 That said, making a case against them could be tricky. 101 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:30,625 Yeah, tarot, fortune-telling, necromancy, ghost hunting -- 102 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:33,333 all the psychic arts are legal in California. 103 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:35,625 But she's an old lady on a fixed income. 104 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,875 There's no way she can afford $10,000 105 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:39,333 on "psychic services." 106 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:41,041 Well, now, that changes the equation. 107 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:43,500 Yeah, elder financial fraud is a crime. 108 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,416 -I'll look into it. -Thank you. You're the best. 109 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:48,041 -[ Cellphone ringing ] -Excuse me. 110 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:50,291 Hello. This is Lucy Chen. 111 00:03:50,291 --> 00:03:53,625 Um...confirming what appointment? 112 00:03:54,791 --> 00:03:55,875 Excuse me? 113 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,250 Your mother did what? 114 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,666 She pre-paid for me to have my eggs frozen 115 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:01,291 at a fertility clinic. 116 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:02,791 I thought you and your mother weren't talking. 117 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:04,375 [ Scoffs ] She's definitely talking now. 118 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:07,500 Seriously, what makes her think she has the right? 119 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:18,000 Alright. Nolan... 120 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,250 Can you tell me what today is and what "ACH" stands for? 121 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,541 Today is Halloween, 122 00:04:22,541 --> 00:04:24,541 and I have no idea what "ACH" stands for. 123 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:26,250 No candy for partial answers. 124 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,250 Harper? 125 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,416 Anything can happen. 126 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:29,625 [ Sighs ] 127 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:31,666 Basically a reminder to be extra careful 128 00:04:31,666 --> 00:04:35,208 'cause today is Halloween and Halloween is unpredictable. 129 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,083 Correct. And since Officer Thorsen 130 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:40,125 has range qualifications today, you're back riding with Nolan. 131 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:41,625 Oh, just like old times. 132 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:43,166 Yeah, without the fear of the whole blue-page thing. 133 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:46,416 Uh, what kind of unpredictable can we expect today? 134 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,333 Good question, Chen. 135 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:51,083 Lot of liquid courage. Lot of 211's. 136 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,208 Teenagers snatching little kids' candy. 137 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:55,291 Masked people running into liquor stores. 138 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:57,875 Do they have a gun, or are they just late for a party? 139 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:59,875 Muzzle discipline is critical. 140 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:02,500 And? 141 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:05,041 Can you remind us how you got your uniform torn 142 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,625 three Halloweens ago? 143 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,333 Uh... 144 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:15,208 if you get dispatched to a loud party, 145 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:17,916 make sure they know you're not the stripper. 146 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:20,958 [ Laughter, cheers ] 147 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:25,208 We'll try to get you home on time, 148 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,333 but it's Halloween, so... 149 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,125 All: Anything can happen. 150 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:31,166 Exactly. Alright, be safe out there. 151 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,250 [ Horn honks ] 152 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,500 This is nice, being together again. 153 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,208 It's actually a relief riding with someone 154 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:39,083 who can handle himself. 155 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:42,125 A compliment? How far we've come. 156 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:43,833 I am in a good place. 157 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:46,416 You know, work's good, James is great. 158 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:49,041 I have a wonderful relationship with my daughter. 159 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:52,750 And, I don't know, this job, it's -- it's changed everything. 160 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:54,041 Nice. 161 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:56,125 Lila excited for Halloween? 162 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:58,083 Oh, beyond. She's changed her costume 163 00:05:58,083 --> 00:05:59,791 like 10 times this week. 164 00:05:59,791 --> 00:06:01,583 [ Chuckles ] And how do you and Donovan arrange 165 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,166 for trick-or-treating? 166 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:05,666 We're supposed to alternate years, but this morning, 167 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,791 Lila told her father and I that she wanted to do 168 00:06:07,791 --> 00:06:10,875 a family-themed costume, like we used to wear. 169 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:13,250 That sounds... complicated? 170 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,458 Yeah. But, you know, 171 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,041 she has her heart set on it, 172 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:20,791 and Donovan and I are in a good place, so we agreed. 173 00:06:20,791 --> 00:06:22,208 Hmm. 174 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:23,458 -That's very enlightened of you. -Thank you. 175 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:25,375 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 176 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:26,833 Seriously, why would you jinx me like that? 177 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,291 [ Cellphone ringing ] 178 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:30,208 Um, I should probably take this. Go ahead. 179 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:32,000 Hey, Chastity. How's it going? 180 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,250 Terrible. Are -- Are you sitting down? 181 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,500 It's -- It's -- It's about your brother. 182 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,083 -He's missing. -Oh, no, he's -- 183 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:37,416 He went to the store last night, 184 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:39,416 and he went to go get corn nuts and Fanta, 185 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:41,416 and -- and no one's seen him since, and I'm just -- 186 00:06:41,416 --> 00:06:43,458 I'm worried that he may have fallen off the wagon. 187 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,166 He's -- He's on the wagon? 188 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:46,750 Yes, and I would have called the Tempe Police, 189 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:48,416 but they're still mad about the glitter bomb and -- 190 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,125 Okay, no, no, Chastity, um, Pete's fine. 191 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:52,000 He-- He's not on a bender and he's not missing. 192 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,375 He's here in Los Angeles. He's with me. 193 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:55,791 That son of a bitch. 194 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:57,791 O-Okay. You want to tell me what's going on? 195 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:00,625 What's going on is, I am going to kill your little brother 196 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:02,958 the next time I see him, but before, I'm gonna rupture 197 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:04,708 his delicate parts with a pair of stilettos 198 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:07,666 and close up all of his openings with a hot glue gun. 199 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:09,375 O-Okay. You -- You do realize you-- 200 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:11,791 you've described about six crimes to me, right? 201 00:07:11,791 --> 00:07:12,875 Ugh. 202 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:14,291 [ Cellphone beeps ] 203 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:16,125 You have to hand it to her -- she's very creative. 204 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,791 Mm-hmm. 205 00:07:17,791 --> 00:07:19,916 -Happy Halloween. -Be safe out there. 206 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:21,041 Thank you. 207 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,416 I'm just saying, I am only 29. 208 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:25,958 My eggs are nowhere near their expiration date. 209 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:28,125 But clearly, my mother thinks that I'm a pathetic loser 210 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,291 who's never gonna find a partner 211 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:31,750 before her fertility clock ticks down. 212 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,416 Or she's just looking out for you, 213 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:35,000 knowing how busy you are. 214 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,250 Wha-- Why are you taking her side? 215 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,583 I'm not taking her side. 216 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,000 It's just -- It's a biological fact 217 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,833 that you have a ticking reproductive clock. 218 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,458 Mm. Don't be smug about the fact that men 219 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,458 can have kids well into their 90s. 220 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:48,583 I'm not even 30, and apparently, 221 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:51,000 I need to flash-freeze my ovaries. 222 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,291 It's just insurance, okay? 223 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:56,375 Look, you don't get car insurance 224 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,000 hoping that you crash your car. 225 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,833 The policy is a waste of money, alright? 226 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:01,916 If your mom wants to pay the bill, let her. 227 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,333 I'm gonna pretend you didn't just compare 228 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,416 my fertility to a car wreck. 229 00:08:05,416 --> 00:08:07,416 I can't find my daughter. Selina. 230 00:08:07,416 --> 00:08:09,250 She's dressed like Stitch. 231 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,833 Uh, ma'am, she's -- she's right over there. 232 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:14,166 No. 233 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:16,708 There were two kids dressed as Stitch. 234 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:21,958 Okay. A parent probably just grabbed the wrong kid. 235 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:25,375 Um, hi. My name is Tim. What's your name? 236 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:26,791 Alton. 237 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:28,750 Okay, did your mom or dad accidentally leave 238 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,083 without you, Alton? 239 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:31,083 My dad. 240 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:32,500 Okay, and what's your dad's name? 241 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,541 Daddy. 242 00:08:33,541 --> 00:08:35,916 [ Inhales deeply ] Okay, I got this. 243 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:39,375 Hi. Do you know where you live? 244 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:42,666 Oh, great. You are so smart. Where? 245 00:08:42,666 --> 00:08:43,750 In a house. 246 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:46,083 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. 247 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:48,958 This is gonna take a little bit longer than I thought. 248 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:50,416 You didn't tell her I was here, did you? 249 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:52,708 Yes, of course I did. She was freaking out. 250 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,041 She thought you'd gone missing. 251 00:08:54,041 --> 00:08:55,750 Are you not aware of the Bro Code? 252 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,333 'Cause rule number seven clearly states 253 00:08:57,333 --> 00:09:00,333 that when a girlfriend asks where your bro is, 254 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:02,458 the answer is always, "I don't know!" 255 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,541 God, you're the worst half-brother ever! 256 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,375 I was about to say the same thing. 257 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:07,666 Oh, good. So you agree. 258 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:09,291 -[ Stammers ] I'm the -- -[ Indistinct shouting ] 259 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,541 Okay. You -- You know what? 260 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:12,541 I can't -- Pete, I got to go. I got to go. 261 00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:13,666 Control, 7-Adam-15. 262 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:16,208 415 unknown, Third and Gardner. 263 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:17,541 People are running. Stand by. 264 00:09:17,541 --> 00:09:18,708 Man: Get out of there! 265 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,583 [ Brakes squeal, indistinct shouting ] 266 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:25,875 Woman: Over there! 267 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,958 [ Shouting continues ] 268 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,750 Zombie! 269 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:35,083 Zombie! 270 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,708 Ma'am? Ma'am, we're here to help. 271 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:40,625 What's your name? [ Growling ] 272 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:41,791 Ma'am, can you hear me? 273 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:44,375 [ Growling ] 274 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,708 [ Woman screaming ] 275 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:52,041 Ugh! 276 00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:54,583 [ Screaming ] 277 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:02,750 [ Breathing heavily ] You ready for round two? 278 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,625 Yeah? 279 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:14,625 [ All grunting ] 280 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:15,958 Nolan: Come on! 281 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:17,666 [ Handcuffs click ] 282 00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:20,083 [ Straining ] 283 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:22,750 7-Adam-15, one in custody. 284 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:25,041 On some kind of 11-3. 285 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,791 She's having a seizure. 286 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:29,041 [ Choking ] 287 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,458 [ Grunting ] 288 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,625 [ Monitors beeping ] 289 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,000 You're the ones who brought her in? 290 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,958 Yeah. She tried to eat us. 291 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:41,208 Is -- Is she having a seizure? 292 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,791 Most likely a drug-induced seizure. 293 00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:44,541 Any idea what she took? 294 00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:46,291 Given the super strength, I'd say PCP, 295 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:49,000 but honestly, I've never seen anything like this before. 296 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,666 It's got to be some new designer drug. 297 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,041 Ugh. I hate Halloween. 298 00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:54,958 I'll reach out when the tox screen comes back. 299 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:55,916 -Thank you. -Thank you. 300 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,666 [ Beeping continues ] 301 00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:59,541 [ Strains ] 302 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:01,541 Police. 303 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:03,458 Would I lie to you? Invest now, buddy. 304 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,375 Get in on the ground floor, and I'll make you rich. 305 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,625 What? I'm busy. 306 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,750 Sir, you're the prime suspect in a kidnapping. 307 00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:12,041 Let me call you back. 308 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,291 Did you just take a child 309 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,666 from the Mid-Wilshire police station? 310 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:15,875 Yeah. My son, Alton. 311 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,750 Sir, that is not your son. 312 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:20,708 [ Video game beeping ] 313 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,500 Hey, Selina? 314 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,708 Hey, could you take off your hood, please? 315 00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:26,166 Hi. 316 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,333 Dwayne: Holy crap. I swear, I had no idea. 317 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,500 Hey, are you okay? 318 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,916 More candy. 319 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,708 You can ask your mom. Let's go. 320 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,666 Noooooooo. I want to stay here. 321 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:38,708 My mom doesn't let me eat sugar. 322 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,000 [ Chuckles ] 323 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,500 [ Device beeping ] 324 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,791 Hello. I'm Detective Lopez. 325 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:48,041 Oh, we are picking up 326 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,333 some very strange readings in here. 327 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,500 Must be the ghosts of all the con artists 328 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,833 I've sent to prison. 329 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,041 10 grand to pretend to clean an apartment 330 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:57,875 full of ghosts is a good hustle. 331 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,041 It's not a hustle. 332 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,375 Shh. Just listen. 333 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,083 Mrs. Crouch is on a pension, 334 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:05,708 and you two are draining what's left of her future. 335 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,166 You have two options -- 336 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:10,291 give her a refund, or I'll start digging around 337 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:12,666 and see if there's a pattern of abuse. 338 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,000 We are not con artists. 339 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,625 Paranormal phenomena is real science. 340 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,625 Now, we detected a presence in Mrs. Crouch's home. 341 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,791 We set up infrared thermometers all over the apartment 342 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,958 and recorded a substantive drop 343 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:27,750 in the ambient temperature in the bathroom. 344 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,666 A temperature drop which is evidence of a spectral presence. 345 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,083 Or a draft. 346 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,958 And our UV camera picked up this. 347 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,875 There. That is the spirit we were trying to clear 348 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,541 from Mrs. Crouch's home. 349 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:49,375 That's a digital glitch or your own shadow. 350 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:51,250 Spoken like a true innocent. 351 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,791 You have to understand that before it was 352 00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:55,833 some marketing gimmick to sell candy and costumes, 353 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:59,125 Halloween was the sacred day when the veil between 354 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:04,000 our world and the next parted and the spirits moved freely. 355 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,458 You misunderstand. 356 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,791 I'm not saying I don't believe in evil spirits. 357 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:10,291 I'm saying I don't believe in you. 358 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,125 Detective... 359 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,166 Mrs. Crouch is in real danger. 360 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,708 And we need to get back there to finish the cleanse. 361 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:17,916 Not happening. 362 00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:19,583 I gave you a chance to do the right thing. 363 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,916 You want to do this the hard way, 364 00:13:20,916 --> 00:13:22,250 we'll do this the hard way. 365 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,541 Nolan: This will be quick. 366 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,500 As long as I get that free lunch you promised me, 367 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,916 I am good. 368 00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:29,166 Everything's in the fridge. Help yourself. 369 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,041 Hey. I love this shirt. 370 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,375 It makes me look like a lumberjack. 371 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,333 Hey, I know you. 372 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,916 Nice to see you again. 373 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,833 What's with the lecture face? 374 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,958 This isn't lecture face. I don't have lecture face. 375 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,541 That is 100% a lecture face. 376 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:45,208 I'm-a make a sandwich. 377 00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:46,375 Pete, what's going on with Chastity? 378 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,833 Why are you really here? 379 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,125 So she didn't tell you? 380 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,000 No, she hung up on me. She's pissed. 381 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,958 Well, that's because she's [mumbles] 382 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,041 I'm sorry, she's what? 383 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,833 Pren-- She's nent. 384 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,583 -She's fragrant? -She's pregnant. 385 00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,916 What?! Pete! 386 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:02,291 So, you -- you walk out on her and let her believe 387 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:03,625 you've gone missing? 388 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,708 What are you -- 389 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,166 Oh, so I freaked out. Relax, okay? 390 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,000 What -- What exactly about this makes you think 391 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,333 that I'll be a good dad, okay? 392 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,250 I-I-I don't floss. I've never had a vegetable. 393 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,583 I-I have the IQ of a hummingbird, 394 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:17,041 which I'm told they're the stupidest of the birds. 395 00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:18,541 The biggest favor I can do for this kid 396 00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:21,291 is to just walk away. You can't be serious. 397 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:24,250 You have a kid, right? W-Would you let me babysit? 398 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,875 Uh, I'd be more likely to put her in charge of you. 399 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,458 See? 400 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:31,166 So you're gonna do to your baby what our dad did to me? 401 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,875 Yeah, I know Dad left you, but he stayed for me, 402 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,583 and look how that turned out, alright? 403 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,750 -[ Cellphone buzzing ] -I just know if I stick around, 404 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,458 I'm just gonna screw it up. 405 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:42,125 Sorry to interrupt, but our zombie suspect is conscious. 406 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,291 Sorry, did you say "zombie"? 407 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,583 We'll finish this later. 408 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,250 And a hummingbird is a proud and noble animal. 409 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,583 That poor kid. 410 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:53,583 Imagine having that idiot as your father. 411 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:54,875 Guy was just clueless. 412 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:57,583 There are a lot worse out there. Trust me. 413 00:14:57,583 --> 00:15:01,000 I'm living proof that some people should not be parents. 414 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,125 [ Police intercom chatter ] 415 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,833 You think you'll ever have kids? 416 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,416 Uh, honestly? 417 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,875 I, uh, thought I would've had some by now. 418 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,666 Isabel and I, we made all these plans -- 419 00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:16,583 pop out three kids, watch them grow up, 420 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,916 have kids of their own. 421 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,125 But... 422 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,916 Things don't always work out. 423 00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,916 Which is why you think I should make contingency plans. 424 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:24,916 Watch out! 425 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:27,125 [ Tires screech ] [ Snarling ] 426 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,250 Control, 7-Adam-100! Possible 51-50! 427 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,791 Olympic at Citrus. 428 00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:33,708 Male, 30s, is now attacking my shop. 429 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,416 Get an additional unit and an RA. Code 3. 430 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:38,833 [ Snarling, glass breaking ] 431 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:43,375 Uh, Amber, hi. I'm, uh, Nyla. This is John. 432 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,083 What drug did you take? Amber? 433 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:49,041 She was speaking earlier -- random words here and there. 434 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,458 It's clear that whatever this drug is, 435 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,958 it has had a catastrophic effect on her nervous system. 436 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:57,000 The damage to her brain might be irreparable. 437 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,583 We should check back with the tech guys, 438 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,375 see if they had any luck opening Amber's phone. 439 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,416 We need to track down her dealer. 440 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:05,791 [ Man screaming ] 441 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,416 -Biter? -Yes. 442 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,625 Harper: We had one, too. 443 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,458 -Tim: They ID the drug yet? -Nolan: No. 444 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:14,291 Guys, honestly, have you ever seen anything like this before? 445 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,416 -You all okay? -Nothing broken, 446 00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,958 nothing bleeding. Yeah, but plenty is sore. 447 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,666 The Intel Unit says this new drug is called Bomb-X, 448 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:26,916 and it's being sold on something called ClipTalk. 449 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:28,958 That's a new social media app. 450 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,500 Once we figure out which hashtags are trending, 451 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,208 we'll be able to whittle it down to our dealer. 452 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,000 Until then, we're just playing catch-up, 453 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,958 and a lot of innocent people are getting hurt. 454 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,208 What do you want us to do, Sarge? 455 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,000 Nothing. I called in extra personnel 456 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,208 for the midnight shift. 457 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,750 I'm going to brief them now. 458 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:46,125 You're all end of watch. 459 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,833 -And what are you doing? -Stay with you. 460 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,500 Sergeant Reeves is covering two districts on this crazy night. 461 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,166 The least I can do is help. 462 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,625 Thanks. 463 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,166 It was all a big misunderstanding. 464 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,291 No. The Edwards took advantage of you. 465 00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:01,333 Uh, no, darling. I was wrong. 466 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,041 My ghost hasn't made a peep in hours. 467 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,958 All that tinkering they did worked. 468 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,916 Or they could have caused the paranormal activity, 469 00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:10,458 in which case, they also could have made it stop. 470 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,833 Sometimes, people prey on seniors. 471 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,375 You know what they do even more often? 472 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,125 Underestimate us. 473 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,833 I'm not an idiot. 474 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,750 No, ma'am. I didn't mean to suggest that you were. 475 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,666 As soon as strange things started happening, 476 00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:24,750 I did my research. 477 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,125 Let me tell you, 478 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,958 there's no way this building isn't...haunted. 479 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,041 Dare I ask what you're in for? 480 00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,250 Hi. 481 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,583 Pete. 482 00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,875 I hate you. 483 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,208 Okay. 484 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,125 Yeah, you make me think. I don't like thinking. 485 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,375 Yeah, well, thinking sucks, but sometimes, 486 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,375 that's the price you pay for being an adult. 487 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,166 Yeah, well, you know, I'm not gonna ghost Chastity, okay? 488 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:48,958 If she wants to have a baby, then I'll man up, you know, 489 00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,250 I'll take care of my family, 490 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,416 but I-I don't know what I'm doing. 491 00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:52,666 I don't have any skills. 492 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:54,208 Start with what you know. 493 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,291 Yeah, but all I know how to do is, you know, gamble 494 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,875 and, like, do drugs, 495 00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,333 and, you know, I don't even do that anymore. 496 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,500 Well, let's start with that. Okay, gambling. 497 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,000 Um, you, uh -- you need patience, 498 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,375 uh, strategic thinking, uh, 499 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,583 uh, optimism, being able to read people. 500 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:09,916 Your knowledge of the drug trade. 501 00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:12,083 You could... 502 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,625 Uh, you... 503 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,250 You. 504 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,750 You could help us. 505 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,500 Hey, do you know anything about buying drugs 506 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,958 through ClipTalk? 507 00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:22,458 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. Only, like, everything. 508 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,333 -Really? -Yeah. You, uh -- 509 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,041 You want me to help you get drugs? 510 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,583 -I -- -I don't think I could do that. 511 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,500 I don't think NA would be too proud of that. 512 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,458 I -- It's not for me, and I would never do anything 513 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,541 to endanger your sobriety. I just -- 514 00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:37,458 If you could give us any insight on Bomb-X, 515 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,625 you could help a lot of people, Pete. 516 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,125 Alright. Check this out. 517 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,625 It's actually pretty easy to do. 518 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,666 So you just go on here, 519 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:48,333 and his name is Flamebroiled6060, 520 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,291 which is street slang for getting lit. 521 00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,333 -Pete. -Yeah? 522 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,583 How'd you like to make 500 bucks? 523 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:54,958 -Can I hold your gun? -No. 524 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,208 -Please? -Come on. 525 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,416 You never let me hold the gun. 526 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,958 I think your building is haunted. 527 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,250 I did some research, 528 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,750 and while our ghost busters may be frauds, 529 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,916 this place is destined to be a Netflix documentary. 530 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:08,083 What happened? 531 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,708 In 1912, the building was constructed 532 00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:11,833 as a textile factory. 533 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:15,541 A year later, seven workers died in a fire. 534 00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:18,583 1927, a speakeasy opens in the basement. 535 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,166 It closes within the year. 536 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,833 Employees kept quitting, driven out by the sounds 537 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,750 of people screaming as they died. 538 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,375 That's awful. 539 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,833 The building shuts down during the Depression, 540 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:31,000 doesn't open again until the '60s, 541 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,625 when a charming, young musician 542 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,541 decides to use it for his recording studio. 543 00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:38,208 Brian Wilson? 544 00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,708 -Charles Manson. -Mnh. 545 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:41,875 In the aughts, the building was purchased 546 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:45,375 and converted into the hipster catnip apartments 547 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:46,791 we see before us. 548 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:49,333 A worker goes missing during construction. 549 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,708 A week later, he's found in one of the walls, 550 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,041 surrounded by scratch marks, 551 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,208 as if he tried to claw his way out. 552 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,166 Okay. Let's move. I know an underpass 553 00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,708 that stays pretty warm this time of year. 554 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,375 No, we are not moving. 555 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,375 Look, this is all creepy and just not great, 556 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:07,416 but ghosts aren't real. 557 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,416 The only real problem are the con artists 558 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,583 that are preying on Mrs. Crouch. 559 00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:14,208 She's the one who pointed me to the building's history. 560 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:17,375 And unfortunately, she doesn't want our help. 561 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,291 But elder fraud goes way down when a trusted friend 562 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:23,125 or a family member or nosy neighbor... 563 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,833 -Well... -...takes an interest. 564 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:29,166 So I'm 99% certain our ghost hunters won't be back. 565 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,833 [ Sighs ] 566 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:33,625 Man. I hope I have a neighbor as caring as me 567 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:34,916 when I'm old and alone. 568 00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:36,375 Rough week on the dating market? 569 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,250 It is so much worse than that. 570 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,791 My mother has literally paid 571 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:43,125 to have my eggs harvested and frozen. 572 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,958 [ Snickers ] 573 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,708 I wouldn't laugh if I were you. 574 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,416 Life sneaks up on you fast, 575 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,291 Miss I-just-went-through-puberty. 576 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,625 Hey, if she wants to pay for it, why not? 577 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,708 Egg freezing costs thousands of dollars. 578 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,291 Now you can do it for free. 579 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,333 The real cost is my peace of mind 580 00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,750 every time my mother asks me 581 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,291 when I'm gonna take her grandkids 582 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,750 out of the deep freeze. 583 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,166 So then don't freeze your eggs and just adopt. 584 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,791 It's not like there's a shortage of kids out there who need it. 585 00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:10,625 Well, I got to get home for Jack's first Halloween. 586 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,666 Call me if you need recommendations for movers. 587 00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:13,916 We're not moving. 588 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:14,958 Uh-huh. 589 00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,083 [ Children shouting "Trick or treat!" ] 590 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,291 Donovan: Oh, hey, look, it's Mom. 591 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,333 You're late. 592 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:24,708 Well, given that I was just informed 593 00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:27,791 about our family-themed costume today, 594 00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:30,333 I think I deserve a little credit. 595 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,000 -Okay. -But you look super cute, 596 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,541 baby girl. Thanks. 597 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:38,208 You make a great Rey Skywalker. 598 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:39,458 Oh. Are you just saying that 599 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,000 because I am a real-life badass, 600 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,166 or because I look good holding a light saber? 601 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,291 Uh, both? 602 00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:47,291 Hmm, that was a good answer. 603 00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:49,125 Hmm, okay. 604 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,541 Thanks for coming, though. 605 00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:53,166 And for wearing the whole costume. 606 00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:54,708 It really means a lot to her. 607 00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:57,125 Well, thanks for the invite. It means a lot to me. 608 00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:58,666 Nyla, is that you? 609 00:21:58,666 --> 00:21:59,958 Mrs. Dolinsky. 610 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:02,333 So great to see you two back together again. 611 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,875 I never liked that Penelope. 612 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,458 Uh, I'm still dating Penelope. 613 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,333 Yeah, we're -- we're not back together. 614 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:13,041 We are just reunited to fight for the Rebel Alliance. 615 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,541 Happy Halloween. 616 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,000 -Happy Halloween. -Happy Halloween. 617 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,208 This is gonna be a long night, huh? 618 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,333 Yep. 619 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,833 Hey, thanks for coming with me. 620 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,166 I know it's not really your thing, 621 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:26,333 and I really appreciate the company. 622 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,958 I promised myself I'd try new things. 623 00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:31,958 Or old things, I guess. 624 00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,250 You couldn't have picked, you know, 625 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,750 costumes from this century? 626 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,750 Well, you know, Bonnie and Clyde are not old, 627 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:39,000 -they are iconic. -Mm. 628 00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,375 [ Exhales sharply ] 629 00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:45,250 Gosh, why is it always so cold in this bathroom? 630 00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:46,875 'Cause like 20 people died in here. 631 00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:48,416 Oh, my gosh. Don't even -- 632 00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,375 What -- 633 00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,458 [ Blows air ] 634 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:02,750 Oh. 635 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:05,916 That's why it's always so cold in here. 636 00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:08,083 Give me a hand. 637 00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:17,458 Whoa, uh, that's... creepy. 638 00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:20,666 You heard the history. 639 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:25,000 This building has been repurposed and subdivided 640 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,166 so many times, 641 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:27,750 I bet there are little nooks and crannies 642 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:29,750 all over the place. 643 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:33,000 Okay. You stay here. I will be right back. 644 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,375 Yeah, like I'm really gonna let you 645 00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:36,125 just climb through the gates of hell by yourself. 646 00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:37,916 Have you ever seen a horror movie? 647 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,583 Fine. 648 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:40,875 You can come. 649 00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:42,500 Yes! 650 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:47,000 Okay. 651 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,875 Okay, stay close. 652 00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:53,083 Oof. 653 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:58,833 [ Muffled talking ] 654 00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:00,375 Oof. 655 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,916 Lucy: Watch your step. 656 00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:06,208 [ Muffled talking continues ] 657 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:09,000 [ Baby crying ] 658 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,833 -Someone's been back here. -Mm-hmm. 659 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,333 [ Audience laughter on television ] 660 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,375 Uh-oh. 661 00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:33,541 [ Exhales sharply ] 662 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:40,625 Now do you believe I didn't eat all the blueberries? 663 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,000 The ghost who's been living in our walls did. 664 00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:50,416 So Pete set up a controlled buy with the Bomb-X dealer. 665 00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:51,958 And you know your way around ClipTalk? 666 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:54,000 Oh, yeah. I used to use it to get ketamine 667 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,708 and Molly and shrooms and -- 668 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:58,000 Something you might not want to admit in a room full of cops. 669 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,083 Uh, I mean alle-- allegedly did...that. 670 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,166 Anyway, who's gonna actually buy the drugs, 671 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,750 like, in real life? 672 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:06,625 No offense, but you fit the profile. 673 00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:08,375 Yeah. Totally. I get that. 674 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,500 I just -- Uh, the thing is, I don't really want to be, 675 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,041 like, touching the drugs, 676 00:25:12,041 --> 00:25:13,375 because once I get my hands on it, 677 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:14,875 I don't think I could trust myself around it, 678 00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:17,166 'cause I don't really have great self-restraint. 679 00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:18,958 We'll have eyes on you the whole time, alright? 680 00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:21,666 You'll never have a chance to use the drugs. I promise. 681 00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:24,333 If you're uncomfortable for any reason, 682 00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,375 we'll find another way. 683 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:28,083 No, no. I-I got it. 684 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,416 And you'll -- you'll be looking out for me, right? 685 00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:32,375 I'll be looking out for you. 686 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:33,875 Thanks for stepping in. 687 00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:37,166 And good luck. 688 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,541 Alright. So you're gonna get wired up 689 00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:41,416 and go in, take the cash that we give you, 690 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:42,500 and buy the Bomb-X. 691 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,041 Here's the important part -- 692 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:46,000 -Clean him out. -Buy everything. 693 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,708 That way, he has to go back to his supplier. 694 00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:48,708 Okay, and then we follow him. 695 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:50,208 That's when we follow him. 696 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,375 At that point, you are done. One more thing. 697 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:54,541 You have to be strip-searched. Twice. 698 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:57,333 Uh, before and after. In front of two witnesses. 699 00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:59,291 You cops really do like it freaky, huh? 700 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,958 It's so the dealer's defense team can't claim later 701 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:03,291 that you had drugs on you before you made the buy. 702 00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:04,708 Alright. Let's get this over with. 703 00:26:04,708 --> 00:26:06,583 Might as well start with the holes. 704 00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:07,666 -Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete! -Yeah? 705 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:08,916 Not here. 706 00:26:08,916 --> 00:26:10,375 What the --? [ Sighs ] 707 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:11,208 -No? -Not here. Not here. 708 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,875 -Oh, sorry. -I'm sorry. 709 00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,500 Happy Halloween. 710 00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:20,333 [ Indistinct talking on television ] 711 00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:24,250 She's out. 712 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,541 She did hit a record number of houses this year. 713 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:27,750 [ Chuckles ] 714 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,583 Is she okay under there? 715 00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,750 Uh, I asked her if she wanted to take it off, but, uh, 716 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,750 she threatened me with bodily injury. 717 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:35,791 [ Chuckles ] Freshen you up? 718 00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:37,791 Yeah. Sure. Why not? 719 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,916 Oh. [ Sighs ] 720 00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:47,166 I am not used to walking miles in $6 pleather boots. 721 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:48,625 [ Chuckles ] 722 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,625 Maybe next year, we can steer her towards a family 723 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:52,708 that wears comfy track suits. 724 00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:55,458 Mm. Like "The Royal Tenenbaums"? 725 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:57,000 Exactly. 726 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,666 We used to love that film. 727 00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:01,208 Yeah. 728 00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:04,291 You know, I'm sorry it got awkward today 729 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,833 with people thinking that we were back together. 730 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:10,875 But seeing her so happy made it worth it. 731 00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:14,875 Look, I know that we're supposed to split holidays, 732 00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:17,791 but she's just growing up so fast, 733 00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:21,708 and I hate the idea of missing any more time with her. 734 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,625 I know what you mean. 735 00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:26,625 Maybe we can come up with, um... 736 00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:28,375 a new schedule. 737 00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:30,583 Something a bit more fluid. 738 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:32,708 I'd like that. 739 00:27:32,708 --> 00:27:35,291 To us... and being more... 740 00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:36,541 fluid. 741 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,125 [ Chuckles ] 742 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,250 So it's not a ghost. 743 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,666 There is someone living in our walls. 744 00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:43,875 Man: Happy Halloween. 745 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:46,333 I'm getting major stalker vibes. 746 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,583 Mm. 747 00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:52,000 Oh. 748 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,750 Yeah. For Margaret Ward, 604. 749 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,291 [ Creaking ] 750 00:27:57,291 --> 00:27:58,458 What was that? 751 00:27:58,458 --> 00:28:00,000 Um, I don't know. 752 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,375 I hope it was the pipes, though. 753 00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:04,166 [ Creaking ] 754 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:06,000 Okay, um, we're gonna go check it out. 755 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,208 I'll call it in. 756 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:11,083 [ Sighs ] Okay. 757 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,000 Watch your head. 758 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,708 Peepholes. 759 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:32,708 Eww. 760 00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:33,791 Yeah. 761 00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:38,416 Look, Margaret's doing laundry on Halloween? 762 00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:40,291 We should invite her to go out with us. 763 00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:42,083 Yeah, right after we warn her she's being creeped 764 00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:43,708 by a stalker. 765 00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:45,125 [ Exhales sharply ] 766 00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:50,166 [ Washing machine turns on ] 767 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:54,750 Margaret! 768 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:57,291 [ Pounding on wall ] 769 00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:58,750 -Margaret! -Look out! 770 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,500 We need to get in there. 771 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,208 There has to be a door or hatch. 772 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,833 He got in there somehow. 773 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,583 You stay here. 774 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:27,333 Margaret: [ Screams ] 775 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,166 Hey! Police! Drop the weapon! 776 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:32,208 [ Grunts ] 777 00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,375 No, no, no, no. 778 00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:34,791 [ Grunting ] 779 00:29:34,791 --> 00:29:36,000 Come on. Come on. 780 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,041 [ Grunting ] 781 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:49,250 Yes! Yes! Yes, yes! 782 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,458 Thank you. 783 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:51,916 Yes, yes! 784 00:29:55,416 --> 00:29:57,958 This is Sergeant Tim Bradford. 785 00:29:57,958 --> 00:29:59,125 Today's date is October 31st. 786 00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:01,125 We're conducting a "Buy-Walk" operation, 787 00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:04,208 using CI number 081316. 788 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:06,416 Tonight's buy targets a narcotic 789 00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:08,625 with the street name of Bomb-X. 790 00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:11,791 After the buy, we will tail the suspect to his SOS. 791 00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:14,291 Pete: You guys, uh -- You guys still hear me over there? 792 00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:16,458 You bet, Pete. We can still hear you. 793 00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:19,750 Alright. I'm, uh -- I'm going in. 794 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:23,166 [ Train horn blares ] 795 00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,250 Hello? 796 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:28,000 Do those burgers come flame broiled? 797 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,166 I know you? 798 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:31,125 Yeah, we, uh -- we texted a few times. 799 00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:32,541 You "eggplant emoji 70"? 800 00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:36,250 Yeah. Uh, "eggplant emoji 69" was already taken. 801 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:39,083 Okay. Let me see it. 802 00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:41,166 Put the money in the car. 803 00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:43,166 I'll tell you where it is. Six pack, right? 804 00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:45,333 Yeah, well, what started as a small get-together 805 00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:47,000 has now turned into a bigger party. 806 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,625 Like, "boat" big, if you know what I'm saying. 807 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:51,791 You want a boat? A full boat? 808 00:30:51,791 --> 00:30:53,041 I don't have that much on me. 809 00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:54,416 Well, how much do you have? 810 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:56,333 [ Rustling ] 811 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:59,791 I got 80 left. That's four grand. 812 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,958 [ Scoffs ] You got that kind of cash? 813 00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:06,000 How fast can you get the rest? 814 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,500 [ Van door opens ] 815 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,083 [ Van door closes ] 816 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:11,166 That was awesome! 817 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:12,916 -You did great! -Yeah. 818 00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,541 The -- The drugs? 819 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,208 Right. 820 00:31:21,791 --> 00:31:23,500 Just looks like a super-fun time. 821 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,583 Yeah. A fun time that turns you into a zombie 822 00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:26,708 and melts your brain. 823 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,041 Right. Yeah. 824 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:31,416 Got to say, not bad. 825 00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:34,125 Air Three has the dealer on the 10 East towards downtown. 826 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:35,875 -We got to go. -Right. 827 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,333 Listen, Pete, um... great job. 828 00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:39,666 I'm really proud of you. 829 00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:41,625 Thank you. Can I have the money now? 830 00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:43,916 I'm serious. It took guts to do what you did. 831 00:31:43,916 --> 00:31:45,000 No, I know. I'm serious, too. 832 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,416 Could I please have the money now? 833 00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:48,125 Okay, Officer Jan will drive you back to the station. 834 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,125 They'll strip search you again, make sure you didn't keep any, 835 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,500 and they'll pay you. 836 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,625 Great. Normally I'd say, "Lucky you," 837 00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:55,333 but I was sweating balls out there. 838 00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:56,625 Okay. Let's go. 839 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,500 [ Sirens wailing ] 840 00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:09,375 Tim: [ Radio beeps ] Control, 7-Adam-100. 841 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,916 Suspect just stopped outside the Los Angeles Theater. 842 00:32:11,916 --> 00:32:13,541 What's the ETA on Metro? 843 00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:17,166 Dispatch: 7-Adam-100, Metro landing in 15 minutes. 844 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:18,750 This is ridiculous. 845 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:20,791 We're in the middle of an op, and there's no backup? 846 00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:22,875 It's Halloween. 847 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,208 Alright, so what do we do? 848 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:27,250 Do we go after him or wait for backup? 849 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:29,500 We go after him. There's other exits on that building. 850 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,083 We can't chance him getting resupplied 851 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,500 and those drugs hitting the streets. 852 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:33,833 Right answer. 853 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:34,875 [ Seat belt clicks ] 854 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:41,041 [ Car doors close softly ] 855 00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:43,208 [ Car horns honking in distance ] 856 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:35,166 [ Film projector whirring ] 857 00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:50,250 Ready? 858 00:33:54,291 --> 00:33:58,125 [ Woman grunting ] 859 00:33:58,125 --> 00:34:01,083 [ Breathing heavily ] 860 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:29,041 Police! Stay right where you are! 861 00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:30,750 Show me your hands! Now! 862 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:33,208 Turn around! Turn around! 863 00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:35,625 Interlock your fingers behind your head. 864 00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:38,666 [ Handcuffs clicking ] 865 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:42,083 Sit down. 866 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,250 [ Handcuffs click ] 867 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,250 Sit down. 868 00:34:50,291 --> 00:34:53,208 [ Growling ] 869 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:57,875 [ Teeth clacking ] 870 00:34:57,875 --> 00:35:00,666 [ Grunting ] 871 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,958 [ Screaming ] 872 00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:43,000 [ Snarling ] 873 00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:54,291 [ Taser zapping ] 874 00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:56,708 [ Taser zapping ] 875 00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:58,750 [ Groans ] 876 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:03,750 -[ Grunts ] -You okay? 877 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:06,333 Ask me later. 878 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,958 Control, we need an RA to our location. 879 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,500 Three suspects in custody. 880 00:36:15,291 --> 00:36:17,125 [ Dog barking ] 881 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:18,583 [ Grunts softly ] 882 00:36:20,166 --> 00:36:21,416 Mm. 883 00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,083 Mm. 884 00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:31,083 -Oh, my God. -Ah. [ Inhales deeply ] 885 00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:33,458 How much did we drink last night? 886 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,833 I don't remember. 887 00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:36,541 Mm. So too much. 888 00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:38,166 Lila: Daddy? 889 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:41,250 Don't -- Don't come in. Uh, I'm getting dressed. 890 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:43,000 Can I have pancakes for breakfast? 891 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,333 And syrup? 892 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:45,875 And can I have some more of my candy? 893 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:48,125 Whatever you want, sweetheart. 894 00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:49,166 [ Sighs ] 895 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,208 [ Door closes ] 896 00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:54,916 I-I-I-I don't want to confuse her. 897 00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:56,958 -Yeah. -Or get her hopes up 898 00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:58,666 that we are back together. 899 00:36:58,666 --> 00:37:00,208 No. 900 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:01,791 So what do we do? 901 00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:04,750 Uh, you -- you go make her pancakes. 902 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:08,250 I will do what any mature single parent does 903 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,916 and hide in the closet. 904 00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:12,875 Did you get any sleep? 905 00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:17,083 Considering we went to bed an hour ago, no. 906 00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:19,958 Look, last night was something out of a nightmare, 907 00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:22,541 and if you're not feeling safe being here right now, 908 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:25,125 we can get a hotel or something. 909 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:28,000 I've slept in a lot of creepy places. 910 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,666 Never had a badass superhero protecting me, 911 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:33,166 so this is the safest I've ever felt. 912 00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:34,500 -Aww. -[ Knock on door ] 913 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:37,708 Oh. 914 00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:38,708 Hey! 915 00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:40,250 Hey. 916 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:42,416 I just wanted to let you know that if you hear any noises, 917 00:37:42,416 --> 00:37:46,083 it's TID processing the scene, not ghosts. 918 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:49,125 Yes. Because ghosts do not exist. 919 00:37:49,125 --> 00:37:51,416 Agree to disagree. 920 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:54,291 So, uh, did you decide what to do about your eggs? 921 00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:58,625 Uh, I-I'm gonna make an appointment for a consultation. 922 00:37:58,625 --> 00:37:59,458 And then we'll see. 923 00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:01,000 Sounds like a solid plan. 924 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,625 And the fact that babies are crying machines 925 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,708 who never sleep for more than three hours in a row 926 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:07,541 and you can't tell whether they're smiling or have gas 927 00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:10,625 and every time you change their diaper, they pee on you. 928 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:13,166 Don't let any of that dissuade you 929 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:15,250 from the joys of motherhood, okay? 930 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:18,166 Well, when you put it that way, I mean, I... 931 00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:19,541 I can't wait. 932 00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:20,500 Me either. 933 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,291 Kidding. 934 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:24,666 I don't want to have a kid for at least, like, another year. 935 00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:25,916 [ Mug thuds ] 936 00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:28,208 Again, kidding. God, you're so easy. 937 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:31,791 Seriously, though, Jack is the best thing in my life. 938 00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:34,250 And I wish the same for you, whenever you're ready. 939 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,041 Thanks. 940 00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:37,625 I know you were just kidding, but, um, 941 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:39,666 we should probably talk about birth control, and -- 942 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:42,958 and -- and -- and just general sex education 943 00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:44,125 would be good. 944 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:46,041 I'd rather be possessed. 945 00:38:46,041 --> 00:38:47,750 Take it back. 946 00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:49,833 It was a joke. Take it back. 947 00:38:49,833 --> 00:38:52,000 Fine. I-I take it back. 948 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,041 [ Sighs ] 949 00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:54,875 Thank God. 950 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,708 I fed her pancakes, candy bars, and soda. 951 00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:01,083 I'm a terrible father, but she won't be coming in here. 952 00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:03,625 Thank you for the shirt. I will get it back to you later. 953 00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:05,250 Of course. 954 00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:09,166 I bought a ring. 955 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:13,083 -Excuse me? -An engagement ring. 956 00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:15,291 Donovan, last night was fun and all, 957 00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:17,375 but we really shouldn't -- 958 00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:19,458 For Penelope. 959 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:23,791 [ Sighs ] I was... planning to propose. 960 00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:26,375 And you still should. 961 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:28,541 I mean, Penelope is great, 962 00:39:28,541 --> 00:39:31,083 despite what Mrs. Dolinsky thinks. 963 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:33,666 And she is really sweet with Lila. 964 00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:35,250 [ Sighs ] What about last night? 965 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:38,833 We fell into a comfortable routine. 966 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:41,875 And now we both have to move on. 967 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:46,708 Hey, look, we messed up, but that will never happen again, 968 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:49,208 which means it's in the past, 969 00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:52,541 so let's not let it blow up our futures, okay? 970 00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:54,375 Yeah. Okay. 971 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:58,958 So... 972 00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:00,750 you... 973 00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:02,041 you're going out the window? 974 00:40:02,041 --> 00:40:03,708 Yeah. 975 00:40:07,791 --> 00:40:11,458 Well, I am all packed. 976 00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:13,750 You didn't even bring a toothbrush. 977 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:15,833 Are you just taking a bunch of my clothes? 978 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,000 No. 979 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,416 Hey, man, uh, thanks for, like, uh, 980 00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:24,416 you know, all your help in making me a CI. 981 00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:25,916 That was really cool. 982 00:40:25,916 --> 00:40:27,875 I didn't know you could make money buying drugs. 983 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,375 Yeah, yeah. Even so, 984 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:32,000 I might skip listing that under "skills" on your résumé. 985 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,416 Hey, uh, not to get all sappy and crap, 986 00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:36,875 but, uh, thanks for believing in me. 987 00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:40,416 Uh, I kinda believe in myself now a little bit, 988 00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:43,250 and I've decided I'm gonna be a responsible adult 989 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:46,791 and go back to Tempe and fix things up with Chastity. 990 00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:49,125 And I'll be the dad that, you know, 991 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,750 our dad could never be. 992 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,250 Pete, I have no doubt. 993 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,916 [ Pounding on door ] 994 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:57,500 I see you! 995 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,958 I'll get that. 996 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:02,958 ♪ We're wild and free ♪ 997 00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:04,833 Thank you. There he is. 998 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:06,666 Pete, listen to me -- 999 00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:08,666 Hey. Just hear me out, okay? 1000 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,500 I have a whole speech prepared, 1001 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:11,750 and it's not gonna be that great, 1002 00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:12,916 so please don't get mad, 1003 00:41:12,916 --> 00:41:14,416 but I-I don't have a lot to offer. 1004 00:41:14,416 --> 00:41:16,416 But you already know that because you know me. 1005 00:41:16,416 --> 00:41:17,750 -Pete -- -No. 1006 00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:19,333 -Please -- -Please just let me finish. 1007 00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:20,625 Okay. 1008 00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:23,583 Chastity Evelyn Sneed, 1009 00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,458 I want to be your baby daddy. 1010 00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:26,875 I do. 1011 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:29,708 I want to be the best dad that I can be for our child. 1012 00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:31,208 So will you please -- 1013 00:41:31,208 --> 00:41:33,500 Stop talking. 1014 00:41:34,916 --> 00:41:36,041 I'm not pregnant. 1015 00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:37,583 Wait, what? Seriously? 1016 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:39,125 Seriously. 1017 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:43,375 Yes! Oh, my God! That is fantastic news. 1018 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:46,041 Whew. Wait, I'm actually -- 1019 00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,791 I might be a little sad. 1020 00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:52,250 Nah. Not even a little. I feel great! 1021 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:53,666 We should celebrate. 1022 00:41:53,666 --> 00:41:55,041 You want to go to Vegas or something? 1023 00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:56,083 -Yes! -I'm -- I'm sorry. 1024 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:57,791 Pete, you just finished saying 1025 00:41:57,791 --> 00:42:00,208 you wanted to start being a responsible adult. 1026 00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:01,583 Yes. Yes. That was New Pete. 1027 00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:02,583 But I'm Old Pete. 1028 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:03,958 Old Pete is back 1029 00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:05,875 'cause new Pete is no longer required. 1030 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:07,875 And Old Pete wants to go to Vegas 1031 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:09,583 and go to a strip club and make it rain 1032 00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:10,541 . What do you think? 1033 00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:11,541 -Should we go? -Yeah. 1034 00:42:11,541 --> 00:42:12,875 Cool. 1035 00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:14,583 [ Giggles ] Bye, John. 1036 00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:16,416 -Good luck, Chastity. -Thanks! 1037 00:42:16,416 --> 00:42:17,916 Later, nerd. Thanks for having me. 1038 00:42:17,916 --> 00:42:20,250 -I'll see you soon. -Maybe no rush on that. 1039 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:21,750 No, I-I will be back. 1040 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:23,458 -Call first? -Nope!